18. Missouri (Misery). I'm super lame so follow at your own risk.
Questions are nice if you want to send me some or something! idk don't mind me
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
7 seasons of the most heterosexual cast.
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
(Source: shsluckomaeda)
like i’d be a really good stripper but i’d also refuse to dance to anything except remix to ignition
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beatno matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
(Source: easy-as-a-b-d)
Macaroni being made
make it rain
If any of you say you would choose Tumblr over a billion dollars I don’t believe you.
wouldn’t choose tumblr over a pack of cigarettes
i think thats what they call “having a problem”
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
Oh look, its one of those gifs that you can hear.
are you mindfucking me
omg wuuuut ^
settingmyselffree-learningtofly:
THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE OR SO HELP ME GOD
(Source: fitness-for--lifeexx)
